Wifetime 

A word making fun of "Lifetime TV"
(In a respectful way)

Hey Joe, Your wife has been absent from class.

Yes, Beavis, She's watching Wifetime TV. and she's hooked!

Her favourite show is Reba.

Wifetime by Binfordman October 9, 2008

Wifetime 

The 2-3 hours a day period of time spent waiting for your wife, partner, significant other etc…to get ready to go out. Usually attributed to a “lack” of clothing, but can also include “lacks” of jewelry, make-up, hair styling tools or products, etc... Advanced timers can mix and match “lacks” and extend the period up to 6 hours for special

“Tom, sorry I missed my godsons birth, I was on wifetime while the Mrs. got ready.”

“Despite having an entire bedroom for a clothes closet, my girl has had us on wifetime for the past 90 minutes cause she can’t find an outfit. Just cancel the reservations please”

Wifetime by Dreucalyptus September 19, 2021

Wifetime 

Noun. An annoyingly long period of time that robs one of pleasure and social interaction.

I missed the train and had to wait a wifetime for the next one.

Wifetime by Trrrrrrrrrrroy February 10, 2009

winetime 

A single moment in time where everything works out perfectly or exactly the way that one plans.

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winetime by Winetime December 9, 2008