Wif

A woman or man whom happens to be married to Ian.

* marriage happens *

Ian: NEW WIF OK

by MikeIan December 12, 2019

Wif

Woman I'm fucking.

I'm going to the movies with the wif.

by Chucky Von Lucky May 27, 2009

Wif

Term used as a replacement for "with" when they are physically incapable or too stupid to say the word correctly due to a wop accent

"How da fuck am I gonna get along wif dis Jabroni?"

by captnich March 21, 2018

Wif

noun
The definition of a wif is the female friend with whom someone has a regular or exclusive romantic or sexual relationship and have atleast one child with.

A : Who are these girls ?
B : That's my lovely wif and daughter.

by Top gun 676767 October 17, 2019

Wif

Woman your friend's living with that he's practically married to but isn't officially. Quite possibly with her kids from a previous relationship. Not quite a wife but almost, which is why the e is left off.

I can go out tonight because the wif's taking the kids to the movies.

by The Dags July 10, 2015

Wif

Means good and bad or at the same time, or anything for that matter. Wif could me shit or happy. You can tell what someone is talking about because of the tone in which it is said.

Wif can be used as any word in any sentance.

A: How are you today?
B: Very wif
A: That good to wif

And almost every word in this sentance

A: I wiffed my wif so wif that it can't wif.

by Rag P Trayberg November 11, 2004

wiffed

- failing to capitalize on an opportunity due to ones own ineptitude or lack of self control
- missing an obvious opportunity due to lack of foresight

1. I would have birdied that hole, but I wiffed a 2 foot put.
2. I should have had that job, but I got really nervous and wiffed the interview.
3. I could have bought business.com back in 2001 for $200 but I wiffed and bought isurelovebusiness.com instead...I just thought it sounded better.

by theoneDub October 09, 2007