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The Jimmie Effect is a known phenomenon characterized by lowering your level of purity at a rate directly preportionate to how often you talk to jimmiejaz, or someone like him. It's true, and scientifically proven.
Man, that test on okcupid.com said I was 98% pure! But now, after talking to jimmiejaz for 3 months, I'm down to a 16! o noes!
by Io September 7, 2004
Get the The Jimmie Effectmug. Prometheus gave the mortals all sorts of gifts: brickwork, woodworking, telling the seasons by the stars, numbers, the alphabet (for remembering things), yoked oxen, carriages, saddles, ships and sails. He also gave other gifts: healing drugs, seercraft, signs in the sky, the mining of precious metals, animal sacrifice and all art.
by Io March 12, 2005
Get the Prometheusmug. by io April 22, 2005
Get the slap and gigglemug. 
by io October 5, 2005
Get the foodmug.