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The Jimmie Effect is a known phenomenon characterized by lowering your level of purity at a rate directly preportionate to how often you talk to jimmiejaz, or someone like him. It's true, and scientifically proven.
Man, that test on okcupid.com said I was 98% pure! But now, after talking to jimmiejaz for 3 months, I'm down to a 16! o noes!
by io September 7, 2004
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Food is crack cocaine. Being hungry, is craving food, is craving CRACK.
"What do you chop ?"
"Chronic and food."
by io September 29, 2005
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<IO-> wifs == teh gay
<wifs> mMmm... anal passage...
by io June 19, 2003
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He plays slap and giggle in those gay singlets.
by io April 22, 2005
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A Titan who is chained and tortured by Zeus for stealing fire from heaven and giving it to mankind.
Prometheus gave the mortals all sorts of gifts: brickwork, woodworking, telling the seasons by the stars, numbers, the alphabet (for remembering things), yoked oxen, carriages, saddles, ships and sails. He also gave other gifts: healing drugs, seercraft, signs in the sky, the mining of precious metals, animal sacrifice and all art.
by io March 13, 2005
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