wiener dog 

the pimpest pet that a person can have. wiener dogs look like hot dogs with legs. they are awesome and will bite your ankles if you are an asshole cow fucker.

dude that wiener dog just bit hillary clintons ankle.

wiener dog by masta blasta April 4, 2008

Wiener Dog 

This is the cleaned up highly edited version of my original post that was rejected by editors possibly because of mild cuss words.

A. A breed of dog known as the Dachshund. It comes in both standard and miniature sizes. Their coats range from shorthair to longhair. Some are aloof to strangers and save their love for their owners. If socialized properly they will be very friendly to most BUT NOT ALL STRANGERS.

B. An affectionate term used by dachshund owners due to the breed looking like a hot dog on a bun.

C. Sometimes used as a derogatory term by people who don't like this breed of dog.

D. A word that makes former dachshund haters angry. These people are worse than former cat haters and are very defensive of this breed.

A man who formerly hated dachshunds is seen walking a female longhaired miniature dachshund down the street. The dog is strutting because she is proud of her new owner, loves him tremendously, and in dog language is saying "Look at us." "This is my new human and I love him."

The owner meets up with his friends. They start needling him. The one says " Yer old lady got a wiener dog and now she is MAKING you walk." " You have turned in to a pathetic wuss."

The man picks up the Idiot who made that remark by the lapels of his shirt and has his feet dangling in the air." The dachshund has flipped from happy to angry and is nipping at the victims heels. The dachshund owner says " First off you will NO call my dachshund a wiener dog again." Secondly I just had an argument with me wife." " We were arguing because she wanted to walk the dog and I wanted to walk her too." Third off you (Censored) do you ever wonder why you are 50 years old and can't keep a wife or a girlfriend for any length of time?"At that point the idiot finally makes the first right decision he's made in a long time. He apologizes. They have been friends for a long time and he does not want to hear what his friend thinks of his ability to keep a woman.

Wiener Dog by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 20, 2012

wiener dog envy 

When you are a Dachshund aficionado and you see someone with a wiener dog that’s better than yours.

There’s nothing more distressing than a bad case of wiener dog envy.

wiener dog envy by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Wiener dog song 

Wiener dog wiener dog how did you get so long, wiener dog wiener dog come listen to my song, How i love you wiener dog, its you that I adore, how i love you wiener dog riding on your skateboard.

Sammy: Hi, please sing the Wiener dog song
Alex: Wiener dog wiener dog how did you get so long, wiener dog wiener dog come listen to my song, How i love you wiener dog, its you that I adore, how i love you wiener dog riding on your skateboard.

Wiener dog song by WEEENER DOOG September 22, 2023

Wiener dog vibes 

Very cold and negative energy. Wiener dog vibes are when a guy acts like they are hotter or more important than other guys when they actually don't have a lot of depth behind surface level. It's when a guy talks big but doesn't have much to back it up. Has an unearned air of superiority to them. Very snarky and makes everyone feel worse about themselves. But mostly, it comes down to thinking you're bigger and better than u actually are and not having the self-awareness to realize you are not.

Jock-douche turns down a cute guy that doesnt look like a mirror image of him at the bar. Then jokes about it with his friend that looks like his twin in front of cute guy.
JIM: "WOW, that Jock-douche is giving off real wiener dog vibes"

Wiener dog vibes by Quantum_Thief February 5, 2024

Dog wiener 

The pink crayon in the crayola pack

MOM! Emily ate my dog wiener again!

Dog wiener by Cr4ckRxck August 19, 2024

Weiner Dog Serenader 

This is a person who trains for a particular occupation without considering its utility or even its employability.

Ole Billy Bob is majoring in History. He evidently plans to be a weiner dog serenader.

Weiner Dog Serenader by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005