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Wicker Clown

Cretinous, jobless males commonly found in the Wicker Park neighborhood of Chicago. Approaching 30 or over, receding hairline social reject who couldn't get any in high school and is capitalizing off a fad to get some mad vag from boyish girls who think they're very "euro", smoke to cover their halitosis, drink PBR because it's cool & they're broke spending their money on something "artsy", whilst growing mad hair in hopes that it will cover their fugly faces and whale belly's, and have highly intelligent conversations while thoroughly intoxicated.
Can you believe that wicker clown actually asked me to buy him a PBR? He's so old, it's weird that he doesn't have a job.
Wicker Clown by thestarwitness July 10, 2009
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wicked clown 

A wickedly funny, insane jester that is willing to chop your nugget off just for shits and giggles. A wicked clown's insanity serves a purpose though: to hold up a mirror to all of your fucked up actions in this life, thereby, hopefully, showing you the error of your ways. See also clown.
You can't run from the psychotic wicked clown!
wicked clown by Aintyo Bidness August 14, 2003

wicked clown 

plain and simple a clown that murders cuz he must there is no choice in the matter its in his blood its what he must do

wicked clown 

They are members of the Juggalo family the best in the world lovin those juggalets and reppin that shit all down with the hatchet and can hack it on the real the wicked clown is down for the kill
Yeah im a wicked clown so fucking what I dont give a fuck

Wicked Clown 

A muthafuckin Juggalo who dosent give a fook and well cut you fukin eyes out for no fuckin reason and they wish they die they hope they die just one problem they will never ever die.
Juggalo eyes:I'm Down With Da Clown.MuthaFukin Wicked Clowns!!!Lotus For Life!!
Wicked Clown by Juggalo eyes aka Nate December 26, 2008
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