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When you’re being a fucking idiot and you say why how instead of why or how.
MXBea on twitch “How did they do that oh you wanna know why how- wait fuck”
Why how by MXBea April 5, 2021
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Who what when where why and how 

A great game to play when you're bored in class. Start by writing Who, What, When, Where, Why, and How down the side of a paper. Beside who, write a person's name. Fold over so you can't see "who" and pass on to a friend. The next person writes an action beside "what", folds over, passes on. Continue until all of the titles are filled out, then open and read.
Let's play who what when where why and how!

Who: sasquatch and the toilet monster

What: played a vicious game of twister

When: yesterday afternoon

Where: under your bed

Why: because they wanted to taste his sausage

How: with a pitchfork

Who, What, When, Where, Why And How Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Sex Robles No Life Yes Maybe <343> 

Who, What, When, Where, Why And How Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Sex Robles No Life Yes Maybe <343>
Who, What, When, Where, Why And How Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Sex Robles No Life Yes Maybe <343>

why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet 

wasn't me
well it was foocking one of yaz
DISGUSTANG
why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet- youtube

How? Nah we know how, why?

The term given to a male person that weighs at least 175 pounds and has an indescribably ambrosial girlfriend whose persona and almost flawless anatomy far exceeds the given male's most intimate fantasies that he had during his first wet dream. The aforementioned male is far below the world wide standard of "average bloke" yet someHOW the relationship (while disobeying all laws of physical attraction and logical sense) has been and continues to be, sustained....oops we know HOW, the question is WHY?
Wow that is one sexy girl! Wait, who the hell is that holding her hand? Oh no, you have to be joking. Steups, How? Nah we know how, why?

why yes the Marines were here. how did you know? 

1. see the Marines were here

2. a 'de-motivational poster' incorrectly depicting an urban area used for target practice.
why yes the Marines were here. how did you know?
see the Marines were here

Why does the author describe how she counted the rows of deck lights when she was in the lifeboa 

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Why does the author describe how she counted the rows of deck lights when she was in the lifeboa
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