whornament
An attractive person, sexually involved with an unattractive and wealthy person, that gets paraded around at social events; a trophy-wife/husband who has yet to get the ring
whornament by Grex May 8, 2008
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Whornament
Whornament by AFC1974 March 3, 2010
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Whorenament
A woman who holds a high standing position in a company, not because she possesses the necessary skills or or abilities, but because she blew the CEO.
He keeps her around as an ornament to hang off his dick.
He keeps her around as an ornament to hang off his dick.
Bro, nobody messes with the whorenament unless you want to get your ass fired.
He's got his whorenament on her knees before the board meeting.
He's got his whorenament on her knees before the board meeting.
Whorenament by Thebusinessend June 28, 2014
whorementing
Justified slut-shaming. Tormenting a skank for being a skank. Not to be confused with whorementoring, which is what YouTube beauty gurus do to young girl followers.
whorementing by BadBadDad October 23, 2018
whorenament
whorenament by vinman1994 January 21, 2010
thornament
"Today’s decorative leanings, however, appear to lean less to the geometrical than the overtly botanical. I’ve participated in judging several juried exhibitions this year in which I’ve seen a preponderance of twisted and winding viney things, which I’ve taken to referring to as “thornament.”" - Jessica Helfand, April 11, 2006 10:35 AM, Design Observer
thornament by a designer April 28, 2006
whorementia
This Guy Texted Me And Asked How My 3 Dogs are. I asked who it was and he won't tell me but has obviously been to my house recently. I don't have a clue. The whorementia must be setting in.
whorementia by Trixie galore February 3, 2014
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