whornament

An attractive person, sexually involved with an unattractive and wealthy person, that gets paraded around at social events; a trophy-wife/husband who has yet to get the ring

Dude, Bob must have made partner . . . check out the rack on his new whornament.

whornament by Grex May 8, 2008

Whornament

A piercing in the belly button of a woman.

Did you see her whornament? Better where a condom tonight to make sure you don't get an STI.

Whornament by AFC1974 March 3, 2010

Whorenament 

A woman who holds a high standing position in a company, not because she possesses the necessary skills or or abilities, but because she blew the CEO.

He keeps her around as an ornament to hang off his dick.

Bro, nobody messes with the whorenament unless you want to get your ass fired.

He's got his whorenament on her knees before the board meeting.

Whorenament by Thebusinessend June 28, 2014

whorementing 

Justified slut-shaming. Tormenting a skank for being a skank. Not to be confused with whorementoring, which is what YouTube beauty gurus do to young girl followers.

Dude, stop whorementing that skank! She's been whorementored by Laura Lee.

whorementing by BadBadDad October 23, 2018

whorenament 

A Christmas decoration given by a former girlfriend.

"I can't believed you dated that bitch. Get that whorenament off my tree."

whorenament by vinman1994 January 21, 2010

thornament 

graphic ornamentation consisting primarily of "twisted and winding viney things"

"Today’s decorative leanings, however, appear to lean less to the geometrical than the overtly botanical. I’ve participated in judging several juried exhibitions this year in which I’ve seen a preponderance of twisted and winding viney things, which I’ve taken to referring to as “thornament.”" - Jessica Helfand, April 11, 2006 10:35 AM, Design Observer

thornament by a designer April 28, 2006

whorementia

This is when a Woman Sleeps With So Many Guys That When One Texts She Has No Idea Who He is.

This Guy Texted Me And Asked How My 3 Dogs are. I asked who it was and he won't tell me but has obviously been to my house recently. I don't have a clue. The whorementia must be setting in.

whorementia by Trixie galore February 3, 2014