Whornament

Did you see her whornament? Better where a condom tonight to make sure you don't get an STI.
by AFC1974 March 03, 2010
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whornament

An attractive person, sexually involved with an unattractive and wealthy person, that gets paraded around at social events; a trophy-wife/husband who has yet to get the ring
Dude, Bob must have made partner . . . check out the rack on his new whornament.
by Grex May 09, 2008
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