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whorehoused 

an unfavorable outcome; to be completely screwed; to be out of options
He only gave me $5 for that dime sack? You gotta be shitting me, I got whorehoused.
whorehoused by JTisKing April 20, 2010

whorenest 

Where two or more single females live in an apartment or house
Person 1: Where is all that noise coming from?
Person 2: The whorenest next door
whorenest by F*km January 9, 2017

Whoreyness 

The adjective of being a whore, to a level that is not comprehended among those who are not whores.
Kari, who are you going to fuck? Tammie wouldn't want our Whoreyness to overlap.
Whoreyness by KulpriT1234 August 23, 2010

whorensic evidence

1. The belongings left behind by person after a meaningful one night stand. Generally female in nature, but can go for man whores too. Women mostly because should she actually like the guy may she want to have a reason to come back or may simply be marking her territory. If neither of those is the case, she is just an absent minded jezebel, who may be losing items at many different locations.

2. The bodily injuries incurred after a night of fornication...ie, hickies, scratches on back, bite marks, rug burn on the knees, bruised forehead, etc. Usually unwanted by the said defendant, as they will be questioned by the significant other, or just the other usuals who are unaware of multiple whoriffic activities.
That girl I left the club with last night, she left her bra, jacket, and earrings at my place. I need to get rid of the "whorensic evidence" before my parents get here.

Man, I think I'm gonna have to start a lost and found box for all this "whorensic evidence."
The name for a woman who knowingly breaks girl code due to a character disorder caused by low self esteem and lack of integrity.
Once a Whoreen, always a Whoreen!

When Whoreen took another woman’s man to a wedding she forever cursed the poor couples union.

When her man left her for a Whoreen, she decided to became a Whoreen herself.
Whoreen by AliceJayne December 8, 2019

Whorehands 

A disease spread from genitals. Gives the uncontrollable urge to touch the genitals of either sex, regardless of hygiene or size.
Can be contracted by infected user touching your genitalia. There is not, and never will be, a cure.
"Oh my gosh, Alison has WHOREHANDS! We better not let her touch us!"
Whorehands by Chayri January 1, 2010