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whoresight 

the ability of a man or woman to enter a venue and immediately discern his or her chances of getting laid
Friend to another friend : "We went to a guy's only bar for Glen's coming out party. I doubted that anyone would be able to pick up girls at the occasion, but upon arrival, Lance's penetrating whoresight found the opportunity but lingering in the air. Lo, and behold, he left with three women. All of them lookers.
whoresight by pancaketreehouse June 16, 2016

whorensic evidence

1. The belongings left behind by person after a meaningful one night stand. Generally female in nature, but can go for man whores too. Women mostly because should she actually like the guy may she want to have a reason to come back or may simply be marking her territory. If neither of those is the case, she is just an absent minded jezebel, who may be losing items at many different locations.

2. The bodily injuries incurred after a night of fornication...ie, hickies, scratches on back, bite marks, rug burn on the knees, bruised forehead, etc. Usually unwanted by the said defendant, as they will be questioned by the significant other, or just the other usuals who are unaware of multiple whoriffic activities.
That girl I left the club with last night, she left her bra, jacket, and earrings at my place. I need to get rid of the "whorensic evidence" before my parents get here.

Man, I think I'm gonna have to start a lost and found box for all this "whorensic evidence."

whoregisboard 

Groups of skanky women who turn 'bling' up to maximum and like wearing the Jackie O sunglasses along with tormented chihuahua in the hand bag.

They usually congregate at any place that is for "show", like Bondi, or at flashy pubs in Sydney CBD.
The whoregisboard is out on display whereever Paris Hilton goes.
The Whoregisboard descended at the pub the other night....
whoregisboard by Giulio January 19, 2007

whoreocity

level of how much whore quality is in someone
Alicia's whoreocity is seen in how she would kiss a guy who stepped on a lizard if he was hot
whoreocity by Germain C. November 19, 2007
Whoreass is a term used to describe girls that wear goggles while playing basketball or having sex. Typically the term is used to make fun of your friend who had sex with such a girl.

Whoreass (Horace) is derived from former NBA power forward, Horace Grant who was known for wearing goggles during games.

These girls are usually goblinfucks and require a good ghostfucking.
Brian: I heard Johnny was bringing ol' Whoreass over tonight.

Chris: Better break out the sheets.
Whoreass by Jonastud Coffey December 16, 2008

whorebiscuit 

A person of ill-repute that is also tasty. Can either be a term of endearment or an insult.
That new whorebiscuit is extra flaky, but really knows how to give your money's worth.
whorebiscuit by Lynxie April 27, 2008