Scientist 1: What is your hypothesis of where her slutty traits originated?

Scientist 2: After further analysis into her whoredity, it appears both her mother and grandmother were extremely loose.

Whoredity by Shroomy the Unicorn February 19, 2011

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Whoredacity

Daring or outrageous acts of promiscuity or looseness.

Gail's whoredacity last night was appalling.

Whoredacity by Bachelorette June 24, 2013

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whorenity

Youre not a slut unless you follow these symptoms of whorenity

1.you'll have sex with only popular people

2.you wear ridiculously exposing clothes even if its 15 fucking degrees (F)

3.you get jealous when someone you like is talking to someone you think is below your social status or very "ugly" (or you're just a bitch)

4.you have sex without a condom even on birth control

6.you make people pay to have sex with you because you wanna make side cash (vice versa)

7.You make someone a sandwich after sex (unless you're married)

8.you keep dating douche bags for money and complain about him treating you shitty

9.you have an STD or STI (blue waffles esp.)

10.you know you're a whore

Gossip girl 1."Omg I think she has whorenity"
Gossip girl 2. "Obviously look at the herpes showing on her ass from her short shorts"

whorenity by the talent December 24, 2014

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