1. Man 1 "Man, did I tell you I got some from that ho Candi Trixx?"
Man 2 "Nah, bro. How was that shit?"
Man 1 "Playah, that bitch has a whore sack the size of Texas!!"
2.
Joe 1 "Hey, I heard that Scott inspected you guys today."
Joe 2 "Yeah, that whore sack found one thing wrong and had to
go tell the whole unit how fucked up I am and how great he is!"
Joe 1 "So what did you do?"
Joe 2 "Let's just say he's gonna be spending some money at discount tire, fuck yeah!"
Joe 1 "Solid!"