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Whore’s bath 

1. (Noun) A quickie version of your daily ablutions, usually performed when there’s no time/opportunity to bathe properly, often due to the absence of a tub/shower. Only your face and smelly parts are washed.

2. (Noun) When a woman washes only the bare minimum/necessary body parts — that is, face, underarms and groin — after a sexual encounter. Usually done standing at the sink in someone else’s bathroom (or a single occupancy public bathroom if this is an actual prostitute).
Example 1:

OMG I barely made it, my alarm didn’t go off this morning. I didn’t even have time to shower, I had to take a whore’s bath instead”

Example 2:

“I can’t believe Dylan talked you into going home with him.”
“Ugh, I was so drunk. Luckily I snuck out before he woke up. I felt so disgusting, but I didn’t want him to catch me in the shower, so I took a whore’s bath and left”
Whore’s bath by red@rby August 9, 2020
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whore's bath

quickly washing the crotch and underarms as a quick way to get ready for sex.
"She quickly washed her crotch and underarms right before they had sex."
whore's bath by Anna March 13, 2004

whore's bath

Mary just got done with her "John" now a quick whore's bath and onto the next
whore's bath by jenhen October 29, 2009

Whore's Bath

when you wash the necessary areas as a lady that are needed, such as your pits privates and face...commonly called pirates bath as well.
By the time we were done i was so tired i could only take a whore's bath before passing out.
Whore's Bath by Platabbarbie September 20, 2009

Whore's Bath

The gentle dampening of a rag when one must cleanse oneself to use on vaginal area, usually between fuckin's.
Eww, I just got space docked, let me take a whore's bath and get all this shit out my vag.
Whore's Bath by TinkyHoes January 3, 2010

Whore's bath

A promiscuous girl/woman who bathes sporadically, and likes to have sex. Whether it's before

going on a date or after, she sprays a lot of perfume 2 feet above her head into the air and steps under the falling perfume mist. She feels clean, fresh and smelling great.
Cassidy slipped into the public washroom to give herself a whore's bath before lighting up a cigarette ignoring the No Smoking sign.
Whore's bath by Babydoll75 March 7, 2019

Whore's Bath

A similar idea to a Peurto Rican Shower, originally coined on the show Happy Endings, s2e16. A Whore's Bath is when you, instead of showering, rub dryer sheets on your armpits and splash water on your genitals in a lame attempt at keeping some sort of society-accepted level of hygiene and cleanliness. This usually occurs after a one night stand.
Person 1: Hey, you look pretty disgusting.
Person 2: Yeah, I know, I hooked up with some sketchy guy last night and took a Whore's Bath in the bathroom.
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Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



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