2 definitions by red@rby
1. (Noun) A quickie version of your daily ablutions, usually performed when there’s no time/opportunity to bathe properly, often due to the absence of a tub/shower. Only your face and smelly parts are washed.
2. (Noun) When a woman washes only the bare minimum/necessary body parts — that is, face, underarms and groin — after a sexual encounter. Usually done standing at the sink in someone else’s bathroom (or a single occupancy public bathroom if this is an actual prostitute).
2. (Noun) When a woman washes only the bare minimum/necessary body parts — that is, face, underarms and groin — after a sexual encounter. Usually done standing at the sink in someone else’s bathroom (or a single occupancy public bathroom if this is an actual prostitute).
Example 1:
“OMG I barely made it, my alarm didn’t go off this morning. I didn’t even have time to shower, I had to take a whore’s bath instead”
Example 2:
“I can’t believe Dylan talked you into going home with him.”
“Ugh, I was so drunk. Luckily I snuck out before he woke up. I felt so disgusting, but I didn’t want him to catch me in the shower, so I took a whore’s bath and left”
“OMG I barely made it, my alarm didn’t go off this morning. I didn’t even have time to shower, I had to take a whore’s bath instead”
Example 2:
“I can’t believe Dylan talked you into going home with him.”
“Ugh, I was so drunk. Luckily I snuck out before he woke up. I felt so disgusting, but I didn’t want him to catch me in the shower, so I took a whore’s bath and left”
by red@rby August 9, 2020
(Noun) Also known as pretty privilege. A well-documented phenomenon in which human perception of a person’s character/trustworthiness is impacted by that person’s physical attractiveness/beauty. Studies found that when two focus groups were each shown a photo of a different person (one beautiful, one not), and shown an identical list of crimes that person committed, the focus group (or “jury”) gave the beautiful person a lighter sentence.
“Wow, that cop was so nice to me! I was speeding by 20, and he let me off with a warning!”
“It’s probably because you’re pretty.”
“Haha! I guess the halo effect really works”
“It’s probably because you’re pretty.”
“Haha! I guess the halo effect really works”
by red@rby August 8, 2020