A scale at which you rate girls on how much of a whore they are. It is a mix between an Odometer found in a car and a Whore, much like a Gaydar. This scale normally ranges from 1 to Megan Fox.

#1-Dude I was watching this video and I thought this girl was Leighton Meester, and she was totally breaking my whorometer, but then i realized it was Madonna from the 80's

#2- Eww Madonna is like saggy beef jerky now

Whorometer by Jose Sluttastic Hoe Mama April 6, 2010

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Whorometry

Study of dimensions of whores
It may include vagina's size, boob's size, bust's size, waist's size, anus's size and deepthroat length
It also includes the study of capacity which is broadly categorized as

i) 1 dick 1 hole
ii) 2 dick 2 hole
iii) many dicks 3 holes

First two are self explanatory
But many dicks 3 holes is a very broad category, it stretches the capacity, strength, endurance and hole's size of the whore and it is famously said that, "A whore which can make dick grow is a good whore but one which can hide it completely is the whoriest one."

To all the future whores, "If you want it desperately enough you will get it."please keep that in your mind and keep practicing you will get to your moms level if you keep trying

Keep stretching, keep gulping

Damn, studying whorometry gets me soo hard.

Whorometry by Kurokami69 March 9, 2023

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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