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Whorometry 

Study of dimensions of whores
It may include vagina's size, boob's size, bust's size, waist's size, anus's size and deepthroat length
It also includes the study of capacity which is broadly categorized as

i) 1 dick 1 hole
ii) 2 dick 2 hole
iii) many dicks 3 holes

First two are self explanatory
But many dicks 3 holes is a very broad category, it stretches the capacity, strength, endurance and hole's size of the whore and it is famously said that, "A whore which can make dick grow is a good whore but one which can hide it completely is the whoriest one."

To all the future whores, "If you want it desperately enough you will get it."please keep that in your mind and keep practicing you will get to your moms level if you keep trying

Keep stretching, keep gulping
Damn, studying whorometry gets me soo hard.
Whorometry by Kurokami69 March 9, 2023
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Whorometer 

A scale at which you rate girls on how much of a whore they are. It is a mix between an Odometer found in a car and a Whore, much like a Gaydar. This scale normally ranges from 1 to Megan Fox.
#1-Dude I was watching this video and I thought this girl was Leighton Meester, and she was totally breaking my whorometer, but then i realized it was Madonna from the 80's

#2- Eww Madonna is like saggy beef jerky now
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