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Whoopie Goldberg 

A intensely annoying fart that takes on it's own persona after being emmited from your anus. Also, is the first ever black woman.
I was making love last night and Whoopie Goldberg popped out from under the covers.
Whoopie Goldberg by Biggie April 21, 2003
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Whoopi Goldberg

-Man, did you see Whoopi Goldberg runnin' from the popo?

-Nah, man. That was Elmer Fudd!
Whoopi Goldberg by Lily Skie February 19, 2008

Whoopi Goldberg

see washed up.

She also has a striking resemblance to the members of Bad Brains.
Whoopi Goldberg used to have a career, but the public no longer cares.
Whoopi Goldberg by God December 12, 2004

Whoopi Goldberg

Someone that doesn't like Republicans.
Whoopi Goldberg does not like Republicans.

Whoopi Goldberg'd 

(verb) (\ˈgōl(d)-ˌbərg-d\)
Also known as: Goldberg'd, Goldberged, Goldberging

Derived from the viral video in which Bill O'Rielly's conservative opinion drives Whoopi Goldberg into a nonsensical frenzy and she walks off "The View".

To become so flustered, confused, speechless, and enraged over a specific topic of discussion or event, that one literally storms out of the room in an indignant and wrathful cloud of smoke and fire. See rage quit.
1. When his public policy class began discussing gay marriage and its benefits in society, he Whoopi Goldberg'd his way right out the door.

2. "I can't this shit anymore... I'm Goldberging it."
Whoopi Goldberg'd by OHBobSaget November 2, 2010

whoopi goldberg

exclaiming the famous actresses name while jizzing after being jacked off with chocolate syrup, preferably nestle chocolate syrup hardening shell brand.
R: did you hear about Adam the other day?
Example:
J: what about Adam?
R: he whoopi goldberged Becca right in front of an audience.
J: Oh yeah i was there.

Example:
Timothy was about to whoopi goldberg Gertrude but he didnt make it in time and the chocolate shell hardened.

whoopi goldberg

To have had meagre success, only to be universally hated soon after.
David Blaine is so Whoopi Goldberg
whoopi goldberg by Brain McFadden September 16, 2005
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