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The opposite of black face. When a non-caucasian person puts on a white makeup on their face to mock white people. Can be done on purpose or unintentionally.

Gena started white masking on her stream as a way to protest against white people.

She used the wrong skin tone foundation as makeup and it seemed like she was white masking.

White masking by loafboi May 14, 2022

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Making s’mores with white chocolate

Fucking a bitch with such good pussy and/or ass that you say fuck it, let’s bust the fattest nut of all time inside this sex goddess. Then after you nut in the ass and/or butt u proceed to rub the pussy flaps or asscheeks together with the cum inside.(optional, you put your pride aside and eat that shit).

Oh my crispy tenders Ronnie You should of been there with your mother and I last night. I love making s’mores with white chocolate.

Making s’mores with white chocolate by bigboilatroi October 10, 2018

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making whale noises on the big white phone

The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.

Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.

making whale noises on the big white phone by JV Biff July 19, 2010

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i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

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whitemasking

POC attempting to paint themselves with white paint, lighter foundation, etc. in order to appear as a white person. aka the opposite of black face

Hella shorties on omegle be whitemasking, why can't black queens accept themselves???

whitemasking by vwastaken May 14, 2022

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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