White hand of Sauron

after u fuck a girl and shes passed out you giz in ur hand and make an upside down imprint of a white hand on the broads face.. like those ugly orc things on the lord of the rings (best results if chick is not white) or for all u fags out there its some gay shit from the lord of the rings

steven: wow that chicks got a white hand on her face like those orcs off lord of the rings.

dave: nah i gave her the white hand of sauron after i fuckd her last night

hoe: why is my face all sticky..?

White hand of Sauron by steve_dave March 3, 2008

The White Hand of Sauron

The act of receiving a blow job while standing and the blow job giver kneeling on both knees. Just before climax, the man comes into his hand and stamps the kneeler on the face and says “Whom do you serve-“

The receiver responds “Saruman!”

“Gave my girl The White Hand of Sauron last night.”

The White Hand of Sauron by PhilboBagginses March 7, 2026

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White Hand of Saurmon

When a Guy ejaculates into his hand, and face palms his sex partner in the face

Guy 1: Is Cassie alright? She looks abit White in the face

Guy 2 : Yeah she is Fine, I gave her the White Hand of Saurmon last night

White Hand of Saurmon by TheInsaneAus November 4, 2015

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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