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basic white blonde bitch 

A basic white girl with a basic white name
“Hey look, it’s that basic white blonde bitch, olivia!”

white unnatural blonde chick 

chicks that shouldn’t have direct access to bleach
Person 1 - did you see Sally’s roots? I didn’t even know she was a white unnatural blonde chick.

Person 2 - Damn. I’d still hop onto that pussy.

Blonde (19/6/2010 Update) - Bryonie White 

Bimbo, Blonde, Dumb, Unable to hear people on the phone.
The above are all words describing Bryonie White. She has many famous quotes such as those below.
Examples of "Blonde (19/6/2010 Update) - Bryonie White"
E.g.1
Person 1 - "Hello"
Bryonie - " Maybe "
E.g.2
Person 1 - "Hello, can you hear me"
Bryonie - "What was that"
E.g.3
Person 1 - "I'll rape you"
Bryonie - "I heard about that on the news"
E.g.4
Person 1 - "He's writing about you on UrbanDictionary"
Bryonie - "He's reading me the dictionary?"
E.g.5
Person 1 - "Hey I can come to your place whatever time u like tomorrow. What time suits you"
Bryonie - "What time can you come over?"
Person 1 *in the process of dying of laughter* - "Anytime"
Bryonie - "Ok, so maybe don't bother then?"

White Blanderson 

A very white person who is really boring and has no friends. They are very boring people who just in life to work.
Chuck, "Yo we got a White Blanderson over there."
Frank, "Damn yea he's whiter than a snowstorm!"
White Blanderson by TheWhiteMan123 December 13, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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