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White Mist 

Where a guy becomes so horny, he loses his ability to think straight and only cares for getting a shag, a bit like the red mist but with sex instead of killing.
Guy 1: mate, wat the hell were you doing with the captain of the pork patrol last night??

Guy 2: I'm sorry man, its been months, i just got the white mist ...
White Mist by we've all been there. January 24, 2010
Words you can keep

White Mist 

When you get cum in your asshole and fart it out like white mist.
Billy had so much cum in his asshole that when he attempted to white mist his daddy all that came out was a brownish whitish sludge that drizzled down his gooch.
White Mist by Elliot Lolder October 20, 2008

The White Mist

Spraying your jizz into the back of an electric fan, making sure that the fan blows your load out, in a shotgun like fashion.
Use The White Mist on a girl that is asleep.
Use The White Mist in a contest to see who can get the best range/distance.
Use The White Mist onto a dart board.
Use The White Mist on a pass out friend.

MISTA WHITE 

what jesse calls walter white in the hit show breaking bad
MISTA WHITE I DONT WANT TO COOK METH
MISTA WHITE by pinkmen April 18, 2022

Whitelist 

A list of subjects (mostly people) allowed to join something or do something. This term is widely used in IT.
Now some bitch ass activists consider it racist so it's gonna be replaced with allowlist (what a bullshit) on some places (new Linux kernel for example)
Sorry, you are not on the whitelist for this party.
Whitelist by imasudoer September 11, 2020

whitelist 

A list of people that are cool, trustworthy, and invited to all the parties; the opposite of blacklist.
Matt can surf, is good with the ladies, and drives a motorcycle. He is funny and I like him. Put him on the whitelist for the next party.
whitelist by crackerjackson March 10, 2008

whitelisted 

The presumption that you are being unfairly held back and discriminated against because of your ethnic origin.
This phenomenon frequently occurs when one puts a check next to the box marked Caucasian (not of Hispanic origin).
Jonathon: "I can not believe they gave the promotion to that ethnic guy over me."
Tyrone: "Man, you be blacklisted."
Jonathon: "No Tyrone, I've been whitelisted."
Tyrone: "Pump yo brakes for a sec cracker, they be callin' me on ma bluetoof."
Jonathon: "You're a true friend Tyrone."
Tyrone: "Man, fuck you."
whitelisted by brybry August 11, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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