Whistle Pig

A huge slut of a girl that you can get to come over simply by whistling at her.

I cant believe Ben is actually going to sects up that slam donkey. All he did was look at her and that whistle pig was jumping into his PT Cruiser in no time.

by mooseshadows March 05, 2015

Whistle Pig

Penis

It took him 12 hours to manscape because he kept stroking his slick whistle pig.

by Lee R. Moss July 07, 2015

whistle pig

The ridiculous and hillarious northern Pennsylvania term for a ground hog.

Thank goodness that whistle pig that was digging up my yard became road kill.

by Concierge March 26, 2005

whistle pig

Southern term for ground hogs.

A whistle pig ran across the road and we almost hit it.

by bamagirls September 22, 2014

Whistling pig

A southern slang term for armadillos.

Dang blasted whistling pig got itno the garbage again.

by Wolf89 December 26, 2005

Whistling pig

Whistling pig is not an unusual activity among us. But what makes it interesting is why pigs whistle? This question has been puzzling us for centuries. The answer that scientists have found is pigs whistle because they are happy. Most pigs live in a rectangular steel cage everyday; they don’t have entertainment; what they can do is just to eat. Once they have done the eating, the only thing they can do is to whistle. And whistle can help them to relax and the most important function is to help their digest

Whistling pig

by Whistling pig August 31, 2009

pig whistles

From the German "Ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift" (=" I can't believe it"), which is often translated as a joke by the Germans into the wrong translation "I think my pig whistles". Mostly used by boomers.

Joachim: "I have explosive diarrhoea for the 17th day in a row."
Hans-Jörg: "I think my pig whistles!"

by honkadorer69 July 04, 2022