An ailment that afflicts young children and invokes feelings of constant
boredom,
disappointment and unfulfillment. These emotions are usually in spite of an abundance of trips to the park, treats and presents. They then express these ideas verbally ad nauseum, in high pitched and
annoying tones of voice.
Parent: My kid always complains about how we never do anything fun and that it's unfair. It's all the
time doc...
Pediatrician: sounds like your
child is suffering from Whinabifida.
Parent: How do you treat that?
Pediatrician: Acetaminophen and a
pillow over their face while they're sleeping.