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Whickham School 

Also known as the comp this school is the land of rolled skirts and pieces of shit

Skirts are rolled higher than Mount Everest

The population is made up of oranges and chaves

you will get sprayed with water or juice whether u like it or not

NEVER take a offer to "go down to the field" because u will die

When someone makes a decent roast the rest of the school overuse it into oblivion until they get bored and move on to the next weeks good roast

The school is in the shithole of Whickham if u haven't guessed

There is also an new shitty phone pouch system where phones are locked away

And there is a dystopian Tannoy system that tells you it's the end of break like no shit Sherlock. And it plays an American bell in the UK.

Whickham School be the best u can be
more like the chaviest u can be
Whickham School by GORDIEBEANS November 19, 2024

Phil Wickham 

an incredible christian artist who sings worship songs and has written such songs as "Canons" and "Divine Romance"
I played that Phil Wickham song in church last week; It went great!!!
Phil Wickham by bismark jim jim December 4, 2009

West Wickham 

The coolest place in England :) There's Lorimers, Carpet right and Wimpy, what more do you need?
Person 1:Where should we go this weekend?
Person 2:Lets go to West Wickham!
West Wickham by HolaBonjour December 4, 2010

Lizzy Wickham

The best girlfriend in the world, is sweet, funny, beautiful, cute, adorable, and nice. She is an awesome girlfriend, definitely the best there is. Whenever you are with her you feel like you are in heaven, and when she's not around, you only want her more. And DAYUM is she sexy!
Person 1: Damn, who was that? She is hot.
Person 2: That's Lizzy Wickham, my girlfriend. Yeah, be jealous.
Lizzy Wickham by JoshG88 January 19, 2012
Absolutely astonishing man. Has a huge wang and is a weapon behind the wheel of a nice forklift.
When not wheeling on a forklift, he's wheeling your misso.
Yeah was heading to the supermarket the other, just to find out my girlfriend was being Wickhamed by some bloke called Tom.
Wickham by Johnnydoeayecuzzy September 21, 2021
A guy every mistakes as gay, but hes not. Very shy, very straight, very anxious and just a Cute little bobo in general.
Guy 1: I think Whicham likes me back.
Guy 2: Nah, he aint gay. Hes just so Whicham.
Whicham by duckling_37 November 20, 2017