Whewdini 

Whewdini- (n) ‘WHEW- DEE-NEE’- When your wife reaches under and behind her top simutaneously and unclasps her bra and proceeds to wriggle and contort her way fully out of the bra while still covering her tits and eventually extracts the bra from a sleeve hole and fires it into a laundry pile right in front of you for the sole purpose of letting you know youre not getting any that night.

I just watched my wife do this tonight before bed after a long ass day and I asked what the hell she called that little trick that Ive watched her do for 30 years and have always been amazed by it. She immediately replies “The Houdini”. I asked her where she heard that and she said she made it up when she was a teen. I recalled over the years that anytime she did it in front of me it was always a telltale sign of no nookie that night. So, I figured the “whew” part would be her saying that to herself as in “whew, I dont have to deal with that slob gyrating and sweating all over me for 3 minutes before I get to go to sleep tonight” combined with her explaining to me that she had seen Houdini get out of straightjackets using the same spastic body motions she used while executing the move.

Man, last night I think Im getting to bang the wife right? She busts a whewdini right in front of me in the bedroom, so I just went back to TecmoBowl.

Whewdini by @Rhino1210 March 29, 2019