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WHEREAS For damage caused by lightning, earthquakes, floods, fire, frost or frippery of any sort, kind or condition, consequently the undersigned take responsibility.
WHEREAS During the term of this Agreement you will become and remain, at your sole cost and expense and at our request, a member in good standing of any then properly designated labor unions, guilds, or other organizations, as defined and determined under the applicable law, pertaining persons performing services of the type and the character to be performed here and hereunder. Nothing herein contained shall be deemed to require the violation of any written agreement executed between us and any such labor union, guild or other organization which may be in effect at the time of the execution of this agreement, and wherever there is any conflict between the provisions of this agreement and any other, the latter shall prevail, but in such event, the provisions of this agreement so affected shall be curtailed and limited only to the events necessary to permit compliance with such payment of any additional compensation it shall be at the minimum that is permitted thereunder.
WHEREAS to the extent that any payment hereunder exceeds applicable guild minimums such excess to the fullest to extent permitted by any applicable guild agreement, shall be credited by any against any additional payment, that may have to be made to said guild agreement and shall be applied as payment for any additional rights that can be required for such payment pursuant to said guild. Should the provision of any labor union or guild require the execution of any agreement for your employment of different form than the form here rendered, you agree that you shall execute any such agreement To the extent that any payment hereunder exceeds applicable guild minimums such excess shall be supplied as payments for any additional rights that can be required for such payment pursuant to said guild agreement. Should the provisions of any union or guild require the execution of an agreement for your employment in different form than this form contained herein you agree that you shall execute any such agreement.
WHEREAS the National Office, Office of Chief Counsel, Internal Revenue Service (Office), and the National Treasury Employees Union (Union) recognize that the right of employees to organize, bargain collectively, and participate through labor organizations of their own choosing in decisions that affect them safeguards the public interest, contributes to the effective conduct of public business, and facilitates and encourages the amicable settlement of disputes between...
WHEREAS by Anony. Res January 24, 2024

the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting. 

the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.
the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.

Who/Where/Whereself 

A humorous response to reply with when somebody questions what your pronouns are.
“Hi, what are your pronouns?”

“I identify as invisible, so I go by who/where/whereself.”

“Bro what-”
Who/Where/Whereself by RubyJean_ February 14, 2023

wheres the lie 

When something is completely true af
Dude, wheres the lie?
wheres the lie by vangoghtohell July 27, 2015

@wherearetheavocados 

@wherearetheavocados is the instagram name for billie eilish
@wherearetheavocados by bobododo November 18, 2018

Wheres my hug guy 

This refers to a man who lacks true confidence & the ability to talk to women. Similar to a gyal clown, these men are usually emotionally unstable & will do the most to try to impress or win a woman over even if it makes him look like a complete fool or a beg.

These men will also be quick to start problems or issues with another man because the women favor them instead of himself. Its like a child who throws a tantrum when it doesn't get what it wants.
Girl 1: whys this guy so catty and emotional he's a proper wheres my hug guy sis

Girl 2: yeah lock that off.
Wheres my hug guy by Arron j smith December 24, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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