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When did I ask?
Used when someone brings up something irrelevant or not wanted in a conversation. It is used in two parts, (when) which is used when some tells you something irrelevant, then when they continue you say did i ask? It usually confuses people first time hearing it but that's the point.
Example of When did I ask?
Matt: Oi Ruben what did you go on the weekend
Ruben: Nothing much just played a bit of overwatch and watched Naruto
*Chris walks in and buts in
Chris: Oi I won a couple games of fortnite
Matt: When
Chris: On Saturday
Matt: Did I ask
Matt: Oi Ruben what did you go on the weekend
Ruben: Nothing much just played a bit of overwatch and watched Naruto
*Chris walks in and buts in
Chris: Oi I won a couple games of fortnite
Matt: When
Chris: On Saturday
Matt: Did I ask
When did I ask? by Eshays4life April 18, 2018
When did I ask
The peak of retardation. The ultimate thing said, when you just want to be a complete cunt to everyone anywhere. Specifically used by 9 year olds, or people who sound 9. If you use this, do the world a favour, and never speak again.
When did I ask by PeakofEvolution May 26, 2020
When Devils Strike
the best, illest, and realist album ever by they best, illest, and realist rapper in the game, SPM (south park mexican). album was made while he was in the pen--nobody knows how though...but still, the best album ever. support this dude and go buy it!
When Devils Strike by FREE SPM September 23, 2008
SCP-001 "When Day Breaks"
SCP-001 "When Day Breaks" by romansuperdestroyer February 10, 2021
When did I ask?
The thing dickheads use to completely shut down a conversation they don’t really care about. Starts by saying ‘when’ then the person be confused, and you continue by saying ‘when did I ask?’. This will achieve hatred pure hatred from the person you say it to.
Lachie: oi Damo, I scored with your chick last night
Damo: when?
Lachie: what?
Damo: WHen dID I AsK?!
Damo: when?
Lachie: what?
Damo: WHen dID I AsK?!
When did I ask? by That-one-guy-you-hate March 11, 2020
When did i mask
When your someone is telling a story you don’t give a fuck about but keeps going on about it. Because of COVID - 19 you say “when did i mask”.
When did i mask by Idwhbvnrfmeuhv nt April 27, 2020
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