by Tural May 23, 2005
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South Park Mexican,Bad ass mutha fuckin rapper from Houston who represents for mexicans. Currently locked up on bogus sexual assault charges, but cant be stopped. Since he still continues to put out records even from behind tha wall. Fuck haters and free SPM
person 1: what are you listening to?
person 2: the best rapper ever to grace the mic.
person 1: oh this is SPM?
person 2: yup!
person 2: the best rapper ever to grace the mic.
person 1: oh this is SPM?
person 2: yup!
by the 40 ounce bandit May 14, 2009
that SPM is the Mexican Tupac
by 595FH360 April 23, 2008
"Have you played SPM?"
"Who is your favourite character in SPM?"
"My favourite character is Dimentio!"
"Who is your favourite character in SPM?"
"My favourite character is Dimentio!"
by Melon the blueberry January 14, 2020
Acronym for Strokes Per Minute, a measurement for the speed at which one strokes the penis during masturbation. The average SPM for males aged 13-31 is 55 usually decreasing as the masturbator approaches middle age. A session with an SPM of 70 or higher usually lands the masturbator in either the emergency room or the burn ward.
Example 1
Guy A: Dude did you hear about Dillan, his SPM hit 90 last night!
Guy B: No way man! Is he ok?
Guy A: *Starts sobbing* Dude, they couldn't save it.
Example 2
"I imagined myself having slow, passionate sex with Rachel last night so my SPM never went past 40"
Example 3
"I only had 2 minutes to squeeze one off before the bus left so my SPM hit about 65"
Guy A: Dude did you hear about Dillan, his SPM hit 90 last night!
Guy B: No way man! Is he ok?
Guy A: *Starts sobbing* Dude, they couldn't save it.
Example 2
"I imagined myself having slow, passionate sex with Rachel last night so my SPM never went past 40"
Example 3
"I only had 2 minutes to squeeze one off before the bus left so my SPM hit about 65"
by bem809FR23 April 19, 2010
by The Surge December 30, 2009