Wheagle 

Male chest hair that resembles both a whale tail and an eagle.

Avery: Hey check out Derek's chestal hair...it looks like a whale tail!
Brian: No way, it looks like an eagle!
Derek: Actually, you are both wrong. I am the wheagle.

Wheagle by JambaJews February 6, 2010

Wheatley Effect 

The Wheatley Effect is a behaviour in which a person takes over a successful brand/ company/ rights of media, and ruin it with almost every change they do by choosing stupid decisions

Person 1: "Elon Musk changed that Twitter accounts that don't pay for a monthly subscription will temporarily be restricted to reading 600 posts per day"
Person 2: "that's some kind of Wheatley Effect bullshit"

Person 1: "Elon Musk chose to rebrand Twitter.com into X.com"
Person 2: "wow, the Wheatley Effect must really take place here"

David Zaslav, new CEO of Warner Bros. Discovery following the merger, cancelling Batgirl, a nearly completed feature film, for tax reasons; and continuing to release 2023's The Flash, only for it to disastrously bomb at the box office is an example of the Whealtey Effect

Wheatley Effect by Nova_Wostra July 23, 2023

SANS X THANOS X SAM X HEROBRINE X WHEATLEY X PANTI 

the best ship in the universe.

You arent real unless u a SANS X THANOS X SAM X HEROBRINE X WHEATLEY X PANTI fan

SANS X THANOS X SAM X HEROBRINE X WHEATLEY X PANTI by Zippy_is_lame July 6, 2019

Wheatley 

(Spoiler warning)

A wonderful little blue-eyed ball of anxiety and awkwardness who's not a moron and really needs a hug. Voiced by the awesome Stephen Merchant as a main character in Portal 2 who helps Chell through the abandoned Aperture Science until he's exposed to the robot equivalent of crack cocaine (canonically confirmed by the devs!) and gets way ahead of himself.

He's also currently in space, and probably really needs saving. Save Wheatley :(

Person 1: Hey, who's your favorite character in Portal 2?

Person with a functioning heart: Wheatley, duh!

Wheatley by Some Friendly Gay Loser March 20, 2021

Wheatley 

Note: It's only fair to point out this article may contain spoilers.

Character from the video game Portal 2. Helps you through the first part of the game to the point where you remove Glados from power. At that point he betrays you and sends you to the abandoned part of Apeture Science, forcing you to form a partnership with Glados to stop him.

Wheatley nearly kills Chell and Glados so many times it's not even funny.

Wheatley by Gaaraofthedamned July 30, 2011

Isak Wheable 

The greatest human ever to walk the planet. strong, wonderful, and basicly, god. wonderful amazing all giving and amazing and even more, amazing just super duper insanely awesome. there is no one like him exept other people named Isak Wheable

wow he's like a Isak Wheable

Isak Wheable by dfhiojhgfdsdfghjkyoyoyoyoyoehd June 2, 2021

wheatley 

NOT a bad school..but simply a country club. where kids get away with everything and do what they want, when they want. no one wears the same outfit EVER. almost everyone's car is a bmw/lexus/mercedes/audi. everyone is a JAP

cutting a class when you had a quiz.. the teacher finds you later on that day, you don't get in trouble and you can make up the quiz.

wheatley by whateveryouwannacallme April 29, 2005