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whatless 

Adjective,

Definition: Somebody who does not know what the hell is going on, but is curious to know what exactly is going on.

Synonym: clueless
English Teacher: "Here is an excerpt from a poem by a poet named Jela Rumi

'I am not of the East, nor the West,
not of land, not the sea.
I am not from nature’s mine,
nor from the circling stars.
I am neither of earth nor water,
neither wind nor fire.'"

What is the poet saying he is?

Whatless man: *Scratches head in frustration and thinks to himself*
"What the fu** is this ni&&a talking about?"

Whatless Hoodman 

Somebody that acts like they are bout it in a gang and got shooters. In reality they are just a white person with black skin not hood lives in a white neighbourhood. Kinda like Drake who is a jew from forest hill but raps about being from the hood.
Yo that man be lyin on what hes doin.

Ahlie mans like drake

Yeah hes a total whatless hoodman
Whatless Hoodman by urmomursister69 September 5, 2019
yea, whates, that's just how I roll MOFO
Whates by boxheadman January 16, 2009

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026