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whatless 

Adjective,

Definition: Somebody who does not know what the hell is going on, but is curious to know what exactly is going on.

Synonym: clueless
English Teacher: "Here is an excerpt from a poem by a poet named Jela Rumi

'I am not of the East, nor the West,
not of land, not the sea.
I am not from nature’s mine,
nor from the circling stars.
I am neither of earth nor water,
neither wind nor fire.'"

What is the poet saying he is?

Whatless man: *Scratches head in frustration and thinks to himself*
"What the fu** is this ni&&a talking about?"

Whatless Hoodman 

Somebody that acts like they are bout it in a gang and got shooters. In reality they are just a white person with black skin not hood lives in a white neighbourhood. Kinda like Drake who is a jew from forest hill but raps about being from the hood.
Yo that man be lyin on what hes doin.

Ahlie mans like drake

Yeah hes a total whatless hoodman
Whatless Hoodman by urmomursister69 September 5, 2019
yea, whates, that's just how I roll MOFO
Whates by boxheadman January 16, 2009
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