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what the dick by lazymuhaha July 29, 2003
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What The Dick
What the dick is a phrase that is typically used to express frustration, disbelief, dissatisfaction, irritation, and many other emotions.
What the dick should be used only in the most serious of situations.
If you're looking for an alternative phrase that may be used in less serious situations, we recommend using the phrase "What the dicky".
What the dick should be used only in the most serious of situations.
If you're looking for an alternative phrase that may be used in less serious situations, we recommend using the phrase "What the dicky".
What The Dick by WTDI August 26, 2012
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What the Dick by ObieWanBitches March 3, 2009
What the dick?
A variation of "what the fuck?"
It is not commonly used, except by hipsters, art majors, and weird/odd people. Usually heard after a night of heavy drinking.
It is not commonly used, except by hipsters, art majors, and weird/odd people. Usually heard after a night of heavy drinking.
What the dick? by Muchacho90 October 8, 2012
What the dick punch?
Similar to "What the hell" or "What the f%&k" except with more intensity. The expression one makes when they are hit in the balls is synonymous with asking, what the dick punch?!
Friend:"I can't go out tonight, boss talked me in to working a double shift."
Me: "What the dick punch?!"
Me: "What the dick punch?!"
What the dick punch? by Zratz3 November 8, 2015
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what the dick you say by D4207 December 10, 2016
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