What in the hell

Used when rather, but not extremely, confused by a situation, or object.

What in the hell is that kid doing?
What in the hell is that?

What in the hell by bitchesandhoestoyourmother November 12, 2010

What in the hell? 

What one says when he is confused, puzzled, perplexed and or mindfucked. Is synonymous with the highly used "What the hell?"

"What in the hell just happened?"

"What the hell is that monkey doing fucking that dog like that?"

"What in the hell does that jew think he's doing trying to haggle that black man from his drug money?"

"What in the hell is going on?"

"What in the hell time is it?"

"What in the hell did you just do?"

"What in the hell? Why would you accuse me of fucking that transexual hooker by the pool at the sleezy motel?"

What in the hell? by Travesty360 May 3, 2012

what in the gay hell 

When you're shocked. this is the only thing you can say.

"Honestly, what in the gay hell!"

what in the gay hell by HAHA NO March 14, 2019

what in the actual fucking hell is that 

When your gf is trying to see your dick

Gf: what in the actual fucking hell is that
3: :(

what in the actual fucking hell is that by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

What in The Nine Hells?

As stated previously by Aidan Williamson:
An expression of great confusion, or bewilderment; A strong demand for answers; An emphasized version of "what is that?"
Used in the same way as "What the Hell?" is used. Variations can be used, e.g. "What in The Nine Hells is that thing?"

However, the origin is not, as he said, Forgotten Realms; it is an allusion made to Dante's Infreno, from the Divine Comedy. In the Divine Comedy, Hell is divided into nine circles, each one representing a different sin or crime.
The nine circles span from Limbo (for those who have committed no great sins, but are not admitted into Heaven because they do not believe in God), to the ninth circle where Satan himself resides (a circle reserved for people who have been treasonous against friends, family, and their nation.)

Hey, look at this!"
"WITNH" OR "What in the Nine Hells?"

*Large creature appears*
"What In The Nine Hells is that thing?" OR "WITNH?"

What in The Nine Hells? by Viskowskii March 26, 2008

What In The Nine Hells?

An expression of great confusion, or bewilderment; A strong demand for answers; An emphasized version of "what is that?"
Used in the same way as "What the Hell?" is used. Variations can be used, e.g. "What in The Nine Hells is that thing?"

Origin: Forgotten Realms lore/terminology (D&D)

Abbreviated: WITNH?

"Hey, look at this!"
"WITNH" OR "What in the Nine Hells?"

*Large creature appears*
"What In The Nine Hells is that thing?" OR "WITNH?"

What In The Nine Hells? by Aidan Williamson August 1, 2007