Travesty360's definitions

Uncle Joe

Uncle Joe is an unofficial nickname for former Vice President Joe Biden. It most likely stems from his relaxed, carefree demeanor which is sometimes considered to be a bit creepy. Kinda got that creepy uncle thing goin' on. His breath most likely smells like bourbon and skoal.

Man, I'm startin' to miss ol' Uncle Joe. You just know he tried to grab Sarah Palin's ass every time she walked by in Congress.

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017

Jollies

A term used to describe what gets an individual excited, either generally or sexually.

Oscar gets his jollies from watching men stretch while doing yoga.

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017

Ball bearing jackass

Another term for a motorcycle. Mainly a blue collar and or redneck term, although the two are not synonymous. You will hear this term most often said in regard to a chopper or bobber.

Clint: Hey man, gonna ride the ball bearing jackass to school today?

Ed: Nah, that'd be a death wish today with how slick the roads are.

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017

lean job

A lean job is essentially a hand job, but incorporates the use of vaseline as a lubricant.

Colin: Man, after I finished giving Esther a break last night, I was still able to talk her into giving me a lean job.

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017

What in the hell?

What one says when he is confused, puzzled, perplexed and or mindfucked. Is synonymous with the highly used "What the hell?"

"What in the hell just happened?"

"What the hell is that monkey doing fucking that dog like that?"

"What in the hell does that jew think he's doing trying to haggle that black man from his drug money?"

"What in the hell is going on?"

"What in the hell time is it?"

"What in the hell did you just do?"

"What in the hell? Why would you accuse me of fucking that transexual hooker by the pool at the sleezy motel?"

by Travesty360 May 3, 2012

Boi-oing

An expression used for stating sarcastic unamusement. Much like sarcastically saying "oh wow" or "big whoop". Used to mimick the comical sound of getting an instant erection, or boner one would get if something actually was enjoyable or cool. Used to blow someone off sarcastically.

Noah: Hey guess what? I finally was able to get married and laid in my video game Fable II.

Colin: Oh boi-oing, who gives a shit.

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017

It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out

"It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out" is a phrase used when stating pleasant weather. The phrase implies that the weather is so nice, you'll leave your dick out, hanging brain, because the cool breeze feels so nice on one's genitalia.

Man, it's 73 degrees outside? It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out!

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017