whare 

1. n. a rotund and small fictitious mammal that, on all accounts of reported viewings, is viciously evil. it is a dark red color and carries a wooden plank with nails at its end and is known to stab people with it regularly.
2. v. to hop around madly like a whare.

There's never a whare in the deep jungle, for that is not its natural habitat.

whare by christopher a a June 26, 2006

Whare 

Literally just whare nothing more but a simple mistake made by a mistake

Whare did I ask?

Whare by Zoinkswords January 15, 2022

Whare 

The Maori word for house.

Up to in the whare bay?

Whare by ashMAORI June 21, 2008

whare 

A guy who you pay to beat your girl for you.

Example: I paid that whare to beat my girl, I caught her giving my change to the donation box at maccas.

whare by Suckmyfatballs January 13, 2021

Ware Whare 

A colloquial name in New Zealand for the large department store chain The Warehouse.

Ware Whare is a phonetic translation of the Maori name. Pronounced and sometimes spelt "wuddy fuddy".

Guy 1 : Where'd you get your jandals bro?
Guy 2 : At the ware whare for $5 bro.

Ware Whare by Build additional pyr0ns May 12, 2009

Cassock Wearer 

This is a term that was originally applied, not to clergy, but to a female with an unsightly arse. The arse in question might be fat, lopsided or saggy, it could be overly skinny or have strange looking lumps and bumps on it, or it may just not look right. Any of these attributes would turn her into a cassock wearer. It all goes back to a saying that started in England just after World War II. At that time, most people went to church and would kneel for prayers on a sort of cushion called a hassock. These hassocks could be lopsided or saggy, frequently skinny and often had strange looking lumps on them. Somebody made the comparison of an unsightly female arse to a hassock and from this grew the rhyme “with an arse like a hassock she should wear a cassock”, which was shortened to cassock wearer. It has now become a term applied generally to an unprepossessing female.

“Have you seen Mickey’s latest?”
“Oh shit, yeah! A right cassock wearer.”

Cassock Wearer by AKACroatalin September 4, 2016

lava-ware

Collective noun referring to the useless banner ads that decorate free web sites. The sites receive income by selling ad spaces to various smutty companies such as ambulence-chasing law firms, knock-off boutiques, etc. at the expense of web surfers' sanity.

The term "lava-ware" was coined because dodging these banners is comparable to walking across a room only stepping on objects that are not the floor because the floor is lava.

The danger of lava-ware is generally restricted to touch screen media such as tablets and smart phones where such banners can be difficult to avoid touching.

Lava-ware evolved from the pop-up technology that once plagued non-touch interfaces; those that persist today have adapted with very small and unreachable "x" buttons that serve to close thd window.

Hipster 1: "Bromandude, did you check the weather for tonight yet? If it's gonna rain I'm totes gonna rock the fedora, otherwise I'm hitting the town with my understated tipped quaff."

Hipster 2: "Sorry dudemanbro, I was scrolling through my gps radar from the local news page and super dissed my manicure on some lava-ware for snuggies."

lava-ware by Dairy-Maid November 19, 2013