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whare

1. n. a rotund and small fictitious mammal that, on all accounts of reported viewings, is viciously evil. it is a dark red color and carries a wooden plank with nails at its end and is known to stab people with it regularly.
2. v. to hop around madly like a whare.

There's never a whare in the deep jungle, for that is not its natural habitat.

by christopher a a June 26, 2006