Whaples
Whaples by Master Definer June 11, 2006
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freelance whales
they're a pretty great indie band from the great state of NY. awesome tracks are: Hannah, generator 1st floor, and ghosting. to name just a few. very creative/quirky lyrics. everyone in the band sings and plays an instrument. extremely underrated & worth listening to.
man, have you heard of the album weathervanes by freelance whales? it's pretty rad.
when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.
Freelance Whales = just sweet.
when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.
Freelance Whales = just sweet.
freelance whales by ihatemosquitoswhynoahwhy? July 24, 2010
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