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whalesbian 

Gay-community slang for a fat person, usually just for a fat lesbian girl.
Generally accepted as a non-insult, unless the fat person is offended by the fact they're fat.
A: Omg, you ordered 5 Big Macs???
B: Yeah, that should be enough for a snack.
A: Damn, no wonder you're turning into a whalesbian.
whalesbian by bobtail January 24, 2012

Whalebanger 

Basically in it's most literal sense it means "one who fornicates with whales" but it is a very diverse term and can easily replace a few of the swear words you'd normally use.
For instance, your mother is a whalebanger.
Whalebanger by KTWBTKY.com August 27, 2011

Whalesians 

A huge asian that has similarities to a whale.
She is usually seen at starwars comic cons searching for Little CHILDREN
OH shit that whalesian just chrushed that child.

When the whalesians hit the floor it felt like a Nuke was set off.

Whaleswanker 

it says it all
a guy or a cunt who likes to wank whale knobs for some obscure sick reason
heh look, Alan AKA JQG is the WORSE whaleswanker ever, thats prolly cuz himself is lacking a cock
Whaleswanker by Supernova March 3, 2005

Whesbian 

(noun) Derogatory term for a whore lesbian
That softball team is full of whesbians
Whesbian by Lilbot1275 February 5, 2025
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