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whandoon 

Noun. A homophone of a Chinese word 王东(Wáng Dōng).
It means a teacher with poor teaching quality but in a high position, and generally refers to an inexperienced senior cadre.
I can't imagine how such a whandoon got into this position.
whandoon by Kenarly July 8, 2022
Related Words
whardoo. v. slang word meaning "what are you doing at the moment?"
g-whardoo?
b-no whardoo?!
g- whardoo?
b- i just finished work and i playing games, whardoo?
whardoo by bebe_chun May 14, 2011

Whangdoodle 

The act of swinging ones penis around in a helicopter propeller like motion.
As he entered the bedroom, he began to show his sexual prowess with a series of phenomenal whangdoodles.
Whangdoodle by Timmazing June 2, 2015

Wandoodley 

The excessive floppage of limbs as a direct result of limbs growing out of proportions.
"During adolescence, your limbs can get all Wandoodley"
Wandoodley by Biin June 4, 2018

whangdoodle 

1.A penus; cock.n
2.A childrens book: The last of the really great whangdoodles.n
3.An imaginary creature, of undefined character. n
Pronounced: \Whang"doo`dle\, n
History
Invented By Nick Curtis and Andrew Chudzinski while in 7th grade. The word needed a discreet word for the male genitalia.
1.ASS HOLE! YOU SHOT MY WHANGDOODLE WITH A BB GUN!
2.I had a huge splooge explosion from my whangdoodle.
whangdoodle by Andrew Chudz December 17, 2005

whapdoodle 

A monster that lives in sofa cushions and preys upon big bottoms.
"Oh my god I just got nipped in the butt by a whapdoodle!"
whapdoodle by Idaho October 14, 2006
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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