dilio 

ghetto for "deal"

Busta, what's the dilio wit dat mofo?

dilio by shiznit20 April 25, 2003

dilio 

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What's the dilio bihotch?

dilio by Fat Albert August 30, 2003

dilio 

Dilio is a word nerds use when they want to try to be cool.It means deal and is usually used with a weird english accent.It is not really that cool and should only be used occasionally because of it's god damn weirdness.

Nerd:Hey yo what's the dilio?
Other person:Shut up dweeb.
Nerd:Is there something wrong with my dilio?
Other person:No there's something wrong with you.

dilio by Dora Adams July 8, 2004

Dilio 

muy flaco but good at basketball. Dude just got his liscense even tho bud has been 16 for like 7 months. Bestie still loves him, but bro is antisocial as always. #nodistractions. He also gives ojos.

Ah dilio give her the ojos…

Dilio by derkyyymerkyyy February 29, 2024

Dildo Stick 

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.

Dildo Stick by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018

Dinosaur Dildo

A dildo, however 10 feet long and 5 feet wide. 100% certain to stretch your pussy to new limits.

“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”

Dinosaur Dildo by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020

Dildo Fairy 

The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.

Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?

Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!

Dildo Fairy by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020