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whangdoodle 

1.A penus; cock.n
2.A childrens book: The last of the really great whangdoodles.n
3.An imaginary creature, of undefined character. n
Pronounced: \Whang"doo`dle\, n
History
Invented By Nick Curtis and Andrew Chudzinski while in 7th grade. The word needed a discreet word for the male genitalia.
1.ASS HOLE! YOU SHOT MY WHANGDOODLE WITH A BB GUN!
2.I had a huge splooge explosion from my whangdoodle.
whangdoodle by Andrew Chudz December 17, 2005

whangdoodle

So highly Exaggerated a pet name for your male member that it is practically imaginary.

Also; A whangdoodle is a whimsical, undefined imaginary creature, often a humorous placeholder for something fantastical or nonsensical, famously featured in Julie Andrews' children's book, The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles, where it's a wise, magical being whose existence depends on belief, but also appears in regional folklore as a hairy beast or simply as "stuff and nonsense" in slang.
A whangdoodle is a whimsical, undefined imaginary creature, often a humorous placeholder for something fantastical or nonsensical
whangdoodle by Modern Women January 3, 2026

Wankdoodle 

The esoteric and sexual art of being drawn on in one's semen.
"That's a nice wankdoodle of a pony, you have there."
"I would like to give you a wankdoodle."
Wankdoodle by 6446 October 18, 2011

wangdoodle

Willy Wonka's favorite sexual toy.
Hey Oompaloompa, where's my wangdoodle and KY?
wangdoodle by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Wangdoodling 

When a Male gets overly drunk at a club then walks over to a woman and pulls out his penis and shakes it like a fucktard
Joe: Hey there
Woman:Hi
Joe: Hey you want to see something
Woman:what?
Joe:Wangdoodle!!!
wangdoodling is looked down on as it is highly obnoxious
Wangdoodle is the same word without and "ing"
Wangdoodling by kikikilololsmlm November 8, 2011

wangdoozle

Someone that is a complete and utter idiot that doesn't know what the f**k he's doing.
You are a total wangdoozle
wangdoozle by Wonton Noodle Soup February 2, 2017
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