1.A penus; cock.n
2.A childrens book: The last of the really great whangdoodles.n
3.An imaginary creature, of undefined character. n
Pronounced: \Whang"doo`dle\, n
History
Invented By Nick Curtis and Andrew Chudzinski while in 7th grade. The word needed a discreet word for the male genitalia.

1.ASS HOLE! YOU SHOT MY WHANGDOODLE WITH A BB GUN!
2.I had a huge splooge explosion from my whangdoodle.

whangdoodle by Andrew Chudz December 17, 2005

Related Words

whangdoodle • whangdoodled • wangdoodle • Wang Doodler • wangdoddle • hangdoodle • Wandoodley • Wangdoodling • wangdoole • wangdoozle

whangdoodle

So highly Exaggerated a pet name for your male member that it is practically imaginary.

Also; A whangdoodle is a whimsical, undefined imaginary creature, often a humorous placeholder for something fantastical or nonsensical, famously featured in Julie Andrews' children's book, The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles, where it's a wise, magical being whose existence depends on belief, but also appears in regional folklore as a hairy beast or simply as "stuff and nonsense" in slang.

A whangdoodle is a whimsical, undefined imaginary creature, often a humorous placeholder for something fantastical or nonsensical

whangdoodle by Modern Women January 3, 2026

Wankdoodle

The esoteric and sexual art of being drawn on in one's semen.

"That's a nice wankdoodle of a pony, you have there."
"I would like to give you a wankdoodle."

Wankdoodle by 6446 October 18, 2011

wangdoodle

Willy Wonka's favorite sexual toy.

Hey Oompaloompa, where's my wangdoodle and KY?

wangdoodle by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Wangdoodling

When a Male gets overly drunk at a club then walks over to a woman and pulls out his penis and shakes it like a fucktard

Joe: Hey there
Woman:Hi
Joe: Hey you want to see something
Woman:what?
Joe:Wangdoodle!!!
wangdoodling is looked down on as it is highly obnoxious
Wangdoodle is the same word without and "ing"

Wangdoodling by kikikilololsmlm November 8, 2011

wangdoozle

Someone that is a complete and utter idiot that doesn't know what the f**k he's doing.

You are a total wangdoozle

wangdoozle by Wonton Noodle Soup February 2, 2017

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026