Floppage 

floppage: noun 1: The measure of an object's current state of horizontal, vertical, or diagonal flopping. 2: The state of man in which the genital mass sits awkwardly within one's boxer shorts, and flops upon movement. 3: A state of any being in which a body part, esp. genitalia, flops subtly or excessively. 4: Any time in which one's extremities flop. 5: The scientific measure of the floppant motions of a particular object.

Dude!! Ive got major floppage!!!!

Floppage by Tyler November 18, 2004

Floppage 

When someone does something really stupid they are a floppage , or when someone is a failure in life

Oh God Monty's life is a floppage

Floppage by Anti Flop November 29, 2014

Floppage 

a man having an irregualry large cock 'n' balls and is able to flop them through his shorts

holy shit, robs got some mad floppage!

Floppage by ... May 17, 2003

Floppage 

Past tense of cleavage

When she turned around and bent over, Aunt Fanny displayed lots of floppage.

Floppage by whatever hateful May 18, 2008

grilled cheese floppage

Requires technique, an undercooked Sonic grilled cheese, and an innately brave soul. When previously mentioned undercooked Sonic grilled cheese is lightly pinched at bottom two corners in ready to eat position and sandwich slowly flops away from mouth. Innate brave soul opens mouth wide and forces floppage toward mouth while simultaneously taking a bite. Grilled Cheese Floppage.

Yo Erik! Show me some of that Grilled Cheese Floppage!!!

grilled cheese floppage by CherryPie $$$ December 21, 2016

labial flappage 

Flappage or extensions of the labia

Holy shit, look at the labial flappage on that hoe

labial flappage by Yaggggi December 21, 2022

BICEPTUAL FLAPPAGE 

the soft fleshy flap o' skin that hangs down from the upper arms of old people and shimmers and shakes under the slightest movement of the rest of the body

Did you see Jagger's Biceptual Flappage on the Superbowl XL half time show?

BICEPTUAL FLAPPAGE by the jammer July 16, 2008