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One of the cutest couples ever between two very real people named Alice and Whilbert. They are filled with fluff and cuteness and every good thing in the world. They just seem like they were meant to be together forever.
Person 1: OMG Did you see those two?
Person 2: *looks* Oh, yeah Whalice!
Person 1: Since when were they dating?!
Person 2: Since the 16th of April at 2:40pm, why?
Person 1:..... BECAUSE I SHIP THEM NOW!
Person 2: SHIPPERS UNITE!
Whalice by Justanotherfangirl April 26, 2013
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a word that you call someone who is annoying as crap, looks lke a whale and always whines and complains
this person thinks she knows everything and acts like a know it all
she is fat and is just a waste of space
a nickname for whaline can be whalie 2!
Caroline: ooo miiii gooooshhhhh uhhh i'm sooooo fat.... uhhhh i don't hve n e moneyyy...... uhhhhhh mi lokkkr iz soooo stupiddd
Tanner: ooo shut up whaline no 1 lkes u

Caroline: heyyyyyyy
Mandy: hey whaliee
Caroline: what....
Mandy: ooo nuthinnn just inside joke
Caroline: ooo yea i know
Mandy: ummm not really....
Caroline: oo no i get it......
Mandy: GOSH whaline shut the frik up u fatso
Whaline by ticklemeblu July 17, 2011
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Whalicorn 

Someone who walked into your life and changed you, made you genuinely care, made you a better person and no matter what happens, that person will always have your outmost respect and love.

Half whale, for being rare. Half unicorn, for being magical.
N: Icycay, you're my whalicorn.
Whalicorn by Ophee October 26, 2012

Whalicorn 

The proper name for narwhals, which makes perfect logic sense considering they are part whale, and part unicorn. In general, whalicorn just sounds cooler.
C: It's like a whale and a unicorn mated.
E: Exactly, it's a whalicorn.
Whalicorn by The PaperBag Artist January 17, 2011

whallice 

n. the protruding bump on the back of your head.
see that scruffy chossy, comes in here with a whallice the size of a rugby ball and starts getting lippy.
whallice by emecks June 13, 2005
A whale-like alien, especially one of those featured in Star Trek IV.
Those goddamned whaliens are messing with our weather!
whalien by briandu May 21, 2011

whaliest 

That is the whaliest thing I've ever seen
whaliest by putp October 19, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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