Whalecel

An incel who could theoretically pull, but their only option is someone with a BMI >30.

I'm a whalecel, call me captain Ahab because I'm chasing my white whale.

by Onandonandomnom October 2, 2025

whalecalis

Whalecalis is another word for Cardi B. Cardi B is the worst female rapper on earth and she stalks the barbz and her idol Nicki Minaj daily. She needs to eat less and find another husband that doesn’t cheat

WATCH OUT! I HEAR WHALECALIS STOMPING

by Jason Lee (reloaded) January 21, 2023

whalecall

When a morbidly obese elder makes a strange mating call whilst swimming.

WAAAAAAAAHBLOBLOLBOOEO

Did you hear that?

Yeah. It was Hazel making a whalecall.

Oh. okay.

by Human Rollerz August 3, 2008

whalecloud

when a whale sperms and it gets absorbed into the water.

27% of our oceans salt comes from whaleclouds!
that was such a big whalecloud.

by Beau Blevins October 9, 2007