Whalecel 

An incel who could theoretically pull, but their only option is someone with a BMI >30.

I'm a whalecel, call me captain Ahab because I'm chasing my white whale.

Whalecel by Onandonandomnom October 2, 2025

whalecalis 

Whalecalis is another word for Cardi B. Cardi B is the worst female rapper on earth and she stalks the barbz and her idol Nicki Minaj daily. She needs to eat less and find another husband that doesn’t cheat

WATCH OUT! I HEAR WHALECALIS STOMPING

whalecalis by Jason Lee (reloaded) January 21, 2023

whalecall 

When a morbidly obese elder makes a strange mating call whilst swimming.

WAAAAAAAAHBLOBLOLBOOEO

Did you hear that?

Yeah. It was Hazel making a whalecall.

Oh. okay.

whalecall by Human Rollerz August 3, 2008

whalecloud 

when a whale sperms and it gets absorbed into the water.

27% of our oceans salt comes from whaleclouds!
that was such a big whalecloud.

whalecloud by Beau Blevins October 9, 2007