Whaft

goon, nerd, retard, idiot, dickhead
girl1 - are you coming out with us and the boys tonight

girl2 - no :(
girl1 - how come???:s
girl2 - revishion
girl1 - Whaft
by Sophie beii xx March 19, 2010
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whaft the huck

The phrase you use when something is just too wack.
"Whaft the huck was that?!"
by hk zel March 10, 2019
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whaft shaft

when a man whafts the air from his shaft to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness
Phil got in from work and was wondering if he needed a shower... after a quick whaft shaft he realised he actually needed bleach
by Kellikellyp November 11, 2015
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Whaft shaft

The whaft of air from a males genitalia to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness
Wife "hey honey do you need to take a shower before we go out?"

Husband "left me do a quick whaft shaft so I can assess the situation"
by Kellikellyp November 11, 2015
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Whaft

To fuck with a girl named Lauren
Let’s go Whafting

Lauren: “What’s whafting, but I’m down
by Mcdem12 August 30, 2019
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Whaft

At the end of the day she was so whaft she would barely form a sentence.
by Otheclevernessofme February 02, 2023
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