Whaft

goon, nerd, retard, idiot, dickhead

girl1 - are you coming out with us and the boys tonight

girl2 - no :(
girl1 - how come???:s
girl2 - revishion
girl1 - Whaft

by Sophie beii xx March 19, 2010

whaft the huck

The phrase you use when something is just too wack.

"Whaft the huck was that?!"

by hk zel March 9, 2019

Whaft

To fuck with a girl named Lauren

Let’s go Whafting

Lauren: “What’s whafting, but I’m down”

by Mcdem12 August 30, 2019

Whaft shaft

The whaft of air from a males genitalia to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness

Wife "hey honey do you need to take a shower before we go out?"

Husband "left me do a quick whaft shaft so I can assess the situation"

by Kellikellyp January 15, 2016

Whaft

Delirious, hungry

At the end of the day she was so whaft she would barely form a sentence.

by Otheclevernessofme February 1, 2023

whaft shaft

when a man whafts the air from his shaft to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness

Phil got in from work and was wondering if he needed a shower... after a quick whaft shaft he realised he actually needed bleach

by Kellikellyp January 15, 2016