Whaft 

goon, nerd, retard, idiot, dickhead

girl1 - are you coming out with us and the boys tonight

girl2 - no :(
girl1 - how come???:s
girl2 - revishion
girl1 - Whaft

Whaft by Sophie beii xx March 19, 2010

Whaft 

To fuck with a girl named Lauren

Let’s go Whafting

Lauren: “What’s whafting, but I’m down”

Whaft by Mcdem12 August 30, 2019

Whaft 

Delirious, hungry

At the end of the day she was so whaft she would barely form a sentence.

Whaft by Otheclevernessofme February 1, 2023

whaft the huck 

The phrase you use when something is just too wack.

"Whaft the huck was that?!"

whaft the huck by hk zel March 9, 2019

whaft shaft 

when a man whafts the air from his shaft to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness

Phil got in from work and was wondering if he needed a shower... after a quick whaft shaft he realised he actually needed bleach

whaft shaft by Kellikellyp January 15, 2016

Whaft shaft 

The whaft of air from a males genitalia to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness

Wife "hey honey do you need to take a shower before we go out?"

Husband "left me do a quick whaft shaft so I can assess the situation"

Whaft shaft by Kellikellyp January 15, 2016

What's wrong with your head 

When someone has some sort of head trauma albeit a gash or fresh stitches.

Brenda couldnt help but ask buddy about his head dressing. "Dude what's wrong with your head!!!"

What's wrong with your head by will bitten February 9, 2017