Wettuce

When a gay guy called Matthew with a personality of a lettuce then wets the bed

Fuck sake Wettuce you pissed on Lucia's bed again!!

by canvolan A May 04, 2019

wettuce

A cool remix of the phrase 'wet lettuce'. Meaning a water- sodden leaf of that well known vegetable, the lettuce.

"Eww! Don't throw wettuce at me whilst we do the dishes!"

by Mr. Vegetable January 22, 2005