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Wetboy
A wet boy (sometimes referred to as a pussy wet boy) is someone who is consecutively cowardly towards everything and everyone. He is afraid of letting loose and fears having a good time (especially with the ladies) however he will endlessly pretend he's up for it. He is often a virgin or has very limited sexual experience but will portray him self as a 'sexual god' - you will always regret doing anything with a wet boy as they have no idea what they are going and will NOT show you a good time. If you don't know what a wet boy is you are very likely to be one so chill the fuck out you pussy
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wetboy wednesday
wetboy wednesday by englishmuffinnn July 26, 2017
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Wetboating
The act of two people engaging in sexual activity when one sticks his phallus into their partner's cavity, but there is no thrusting involved. This act is not believed to revoke either person's virginity.
"Holy shit dude, wetboating."
Wetboating by Wetboating M4ST3R May 20, 2009
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