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The definition of 'Witboy' is a white male.
Yo witboy
Thats me man whatup
Witboy by mister March 17, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
A guy (usually gay) who derives sexual pleasure from wetting his pants.
He owned up to being a wetboy, saying he sometimes turned himself on by deliberately pissing in his shorts during a match.
wetboy by Janker April 4, 2006
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A wet boy (sometimes referred to as a pussy wet boy) is someone who is consecutively cowardly towards everything and everyone. He is afraid of letting loose and fears having a good time (especially with the ladies) however he will endlessly pretend he's up for it. He is often a virgin or has very limited sexual experience but will portray him self as a 'sexual god' - you will always regret doing anything with a wet boy as they have no idea what they are going and will NOT show you a good time. If you don't know what a wet boy is you are very likely to be one so chill the fuck out you pussy
'He lost his virginity the other week but he thinks he can pull anybody now - fat chance' or 'he thinks he's sweet talking but he's just moist talking'

'that wetboys attitude is as soggy as his shit kisses'
Wetboy by Pzlwbd April 15, 2015

wetboy wednesday 

wetboy wednesday is whoever makes you the most wet, is your wetboy wednesday for that week
Brad is my wetboy wednesday

How do you know who makes it as a wetboy wednesday? check my pants ;)
This is afrikaans slang meaning a boy or man that is so white it cant be helped. There is no way of stopping it.
John: hey you see boy over there. He is such a (witbooi) it is unbelievable.

Max: i know. I feel sorry for his girlfriend but it cant be helped.

John: his dancing either
witbooi by Jane Jordan January 7, 2019
“witbya man
witbya by only__werier November 13, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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