Wet wiener 

When you spill a Baja blast from Taco Bell on your wiener/crotch area

Gotta drive safely after you order Taco Bell. You don’t want a wet wiener, do you?

Wet wiener by Slightlychance September 2, 2020

Wet Window Wiener Wiper 

This is next-level pervert peeping tom/mooning (showing one's ass).
Rather than a simple peek-a-boo to a victim just trying to get a look the perpetrator wants to be seen and caught in the act. Similar to "mooning" or placing one's bare ass up to a window for comedic value this act encompasses both peeping as well as mooning but much more.
You expose yourself with pants down to the knees or pantless. Press your genitals firmly against the window where the observer on the other side will have a clear and unobstructed view of the upcoming action. Once the attention of the victim has been confirmed the individual preforming the W.W.W.W. will begin to urinate while moving genitals from side to side. If done correctly a squeegee-like sound should be produced from the lateral motion. If ones "package" is of sufficient size it should act like a windshield wiper on a cars windshield (swiping from side to side whilst your penis displaces the urine away from the outside of the window) ensuring the observer maintains clear line of sight with the depravity happening on the other side of the glass.

Dude 1:

"I got wasted last night and wanted to give her and her new boyfriend something to remember me by, I was just going to smear poop on her window but I couldn't help myself when I noticed it was already dirty.... Plus I wanted to show off my shit. I gave em' the ol "
Wet Window Wiener Wiper". Tell me I'm not the fuckin man".

Dude 2:
"Aaron (dude 1) you're the fuckin man, always have been! Legendary bro, fucking legendary."

Wet Window Wiener Wiper by Aaron Deez-nutz March 25, 2023

Wiener Wet Suit 

Synonym for condom

I was going to sling it to Shelly the whore, but I didn't bring any wiener wet suits for protection.

Wiener Wet Suit by WombatInCombat February 13, 2009

Wet Weiner 

Blowjob is out. When yo girl sucking your knob, you’re getting that wet Weiner.

Babe, I want a wet Weiner.

Wet Weiner by EAFrancis June 5, 2018