Wet slide

a wet slide is when you go from the clit to the intestines with one swift stroke.

Last night was crazy she had a real wet slide.

by Carin4Karen October 20, 2022

Wet slide, chronic excuse

A phrase that can be used to excuse anything.

Dave: "Hey, man! Why'd you just rape my cat?!"
Jack: "Wet slide, chronic excuse."
Dave: "Oh, okay then."

by Jackadave January 01, 2011