Wet my D

A phrase used to tell a fellow man off when agitated, or as a response to verbal abuse. D is short for dick and as a whole insults the masculinity of your friend, implying he should give you a blowjob.

Matt: Dude you sister is fucking hot!

Nick: Wet my D bitch!

by Blackie Chann September 29, 2008

Trying to get my D Wet

Trying to share relations with a female partner.

Juan: Dude Lindsay wants it from you Christian. Are you trying to smash?

Christian: Obviously, I am trying to get my D Wet.

by The 'Don' July 27, 2009

Wet my dry

When you need a beer because you're parched

Alan: *overly dehydrated* "Jenna grab me a beer I need to wet my dry!"

by Kaylee1992 May 28, 2022

Tryin To Get My Dick Wet

Statement; used to show a guys intention of having sexual intercourse with a female in the near future.

"yo im just tryin to get my dick wet"
-alex hughes

by bishop j $ilk July 3, 2006

getting my dick wet

Inserting a penis into a wet vagina

I just got done fucking my girl, thats why i wasnt able to answer your call, i was getting my dick wet.

by Blowkush November 24, 2013

Tryna get my dick wet

Get some good pussy

Ima ask mitzy to fuck. Man im tryna get my dick wet.

by Mitzysuckedmydick November 10, 2016

I done wet my britches

To become overwhelmed by something most improbable.

Good gosh almighty, that comeback was so incredible I done wet my britches.

by Esteban Smarinetti October 20, 2008