Wet dick 

A case of wet dick is when a dick gets wet from sexual intercourse leaving the sensation quick and unsatisfying where you feel dickless or just how it feels fucking someone you're nt attracted to.

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Wet dick by anon76889 July 10, 2012

Wet Dick Therapy 

What a guy who's been recently dumped by his girlfriend desperately needs--to climb right back in the saddle and get his dick wet. Usually works wonders for a broken heart.

"Marcy just dumped Bill. He's really bummed out."
"He just needs a little wet dick therapy and he'll be fine."

Wet Dick Therapy by Ghostnote October 27, 2011

Wet Dick Syndrome

The disease which afflicts those that receive an inordinate amount of felatio on a regular basis. Symptoms include rash, raw skin, sweaty guilt-ridden stench, constantly soiled or stained pants/undergarments, muscle fatigue, and general uncomfortablility in the pelvic region.

Man, my girlfriend is a real sex maniac, I've had Wet Dick Syndrome for a solid two weeks now!

Wet Dick Syndrome by DoctorB January 4, 2015

Wet Dick Problems 

generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.

From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme

"What's Doug Doing?

He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?

His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "

" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense

Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."

Wet Dick Problems by Hairlok September 6, 2022

Slap me with that wet dick daddy

When you're super horny and u ask your daddy to slap u with is throbbing cock

Hit me with that negro dick daddy.............Hue Hue Hue ,
Slap me with that wet dick daddy.

Slap me with that wet dick daddy by hadef July 13, 2017

Tryin To Get My Dick Wet 

Statement; used to show a guys intention of having sexual intercourse with a female in the near future.

"yo im just tryin to get my dick wet"
-alex hughes

Tryin To Get My Dick Wet by bishop j $ilk July 3, 2006

Get your dick wet

Engaging in intercourse, including oral sex.

Paul Jene asked "Yo you gonna get your dick wet?"

Get your dick wet by PJene May 28, 2007