Wet dick
A case of wet dick is when a dick gets wet from sexual intercourse leaving the sensation quick and unsatisfying where you feel dickless or just how it feels fucking someone you're nt attracted to.
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Wet Dick Therapy
What a guy who's been recently dumped by his girlfriend desperately needs--to climb right back in the saddle and get his dick wet. Usually works wonders for a broken heart.
"Marcy just dumped Bill. He's really bummed out."
"He just needs a little wet dick therapy and he'll be fine."
"He just needs a little wet dick therapy and he'll be fine."
Wet Dick Therapy by Ghostnote October 27, 2011
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Wet Dick Syndrome
The disease which afflicts those that receive an inordinate amount of felatio on a regular basis. Symptoms include rash, raw skin, sweaty guilt-ridden stench, constantly soiled or stained pants/undergarments, muscle fatigue, and general uncomfortablility in the pelvic region.
Wet Dick Syndrome by DoctorB January 4, 2015
Wet Dick Problems
generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.
From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme
From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme
"What's Doug Doing?
He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?
His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "
" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense
Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."
He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?
His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "
" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense
Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."
Wet Dick Problems by Hairlok September 6, 2022
Slap me with that wet dick daddy
Slap me with that wet dick daddy by hadef July 13, 2017
Tryin To Get My Dick Wet
Statement; used to show a guys intention of having sexual intercourse with a female in the near future.
Tryin To Get My Dick Wet by bishop j $ilk July 3, 2006
Get your dick wet
Get your dick wet by PJene May 28, 2007
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